I was reading that the Ancient Egyptian priests and Kings practiced masturbation as part of their ritualistic endeavours. Well that is a little peculiar don't you think? If you ask me it is exactly the sort of thing that happens these days to people who have far too much power and money.
I mean didn't these Ancient Egyptians have anything better to do? They could be out feeding the poor or saving souls instead of playing with themselves! It's a disgrace!
It just goes to show what can happen to people when they take themselves far too seriously.
If you ask me these people were nothing but a bunch of wankers...